Death Becomes Her

This is what staring Death in the face looks like... Ok, well maybe not THAT dramatic but for me, it might as well be. And Yes, I caved and got the wipes. One can never be too careful or clean!
*embarrassing omission there.. I've heard things about the "side effects" of this diet. 🚽💩*

 

http://themastercleanse.org/





Let me tell you this drink tastes like what I would think liquid ass would taste like. Of course "Hispanic" due to the spicy cayenne pepper.
*my apologies if that sounded racist; it was not intended to. I'm pretty cranky right now and it's only Day 1* 

Why the hell do I do these things to myself?!..... I must have a true masochistic side to myself because this would explain SOOO MUCH in my life. Especially those I chose to have relationships with.

*again, sorry if I offended... this diet brings out the brutal everything in me. And probably too much more to come*

Though I read somewhere that Capricorn's (my astrological sign, which I don't put too much scientific emphasis on generally) are extremely prone to Eating Disorders. 

This diet I would definitely classify it as that. So welcome to my "disorder" folks... and this is only Day 1.

39 more to go... *thud*

However, my reward will be being able to look HOT in this little number I got in Australia. Made my butt look A MAY ZING! 

And will once more :)

I can't say I am going to be "happily" blogging for a while... more like plotting someones ultimate demise.

My own gut and thighs for starters... and most likely my will to live.

Cheers